Is it true you tell me we’re failing to see that we were dreaming of a lifestyle

Posted by A Free Man on Jan 06 2009 | Australia, Boy Z, Friends, expatica, fatherhood

Now this is why I moved to Australia. It is finally starting to feel like summer in Adelaide and I’ve got to say it was worth the wait - warm, dry days and cool, breezy nights. It’s as near a perfect climate as I’ve found. The locals tell me that I may change my mind come February when 40°C (104°F) days are not uncommon, but for the time being I’m a satisfied customer.

After one whole grueling day of work, today was Papa and Boy Z party day. Rather than letting my little terrorist destroy the family home, we hit the road for a visit with the Family Arizaphale. Lunch by the pool and then a trip south to Port Noarlunga was a perfect way to spend an absolutely gorgeous summer day.

Arizaphale’s become one of my favorite people that I’ve met in Australia - charming, gregarious, and an easy conversationalist. Despite her Pommie heritage, she’s characteristic of the friendly Aussie. After four years spent struggling to crack the iron veneer of the painfully reserved English, I find myself almost suspicious when I’m bowled over by affable Aussies strangers. But in general, they’re just genuinely good natured and friendly, much more like my fellow countrymen than their former colonial masters.

In fact, in most ways Australia is more like the U.S. than the U.K. There’s room for the suburban sprawl characteristic of American cities rather than the claustrophobic crowding of British city centers. Once you get into the countryside, the wide open spaces are reminiscent of parts of the American West. The Aussies love their cars and their sports and their road trips. And their donuts. They are often individualistic to a fault and fiercely nationalistic - like their American cousins. We’ve got all the American chain stores, all the American TV (or Australian imitations) and based on the news coverage during the election you would have thought that Australia had a few electoral votes at stake. Now that the Aussie twang sounds normal to my confused ears, sometimes I forget that I’m 10,000 miles away from my birthplace.

A little while before we departed for the Antipodes, I read a comment by The Prettiest Denny’s Waitress describing going to Australia as “like going to San Diego except the people use some funny words and the snakes are more poisonous”. I bristled a bit at that - surely Oz would be more exotic than a medium sized California city full of retirees and uniformed servicemen. But you know what? If you unfocus your eyes a bit while driving through parts of Adelaide, you could easily be in SoCal - San Diego with the occasional wandering marsupial and fewer Marines.

If Australia had been my first expatriate experience, I think I would have been disappointed. When I left the States in 2004, I was looking for something foreign. I got more of that than I expected in Britain, so much so that I was almost completely overwhelmed for the first couple of years. But four years into my expat adventure, I relish the familiarity that Australia offers. I’m looking for a home and on days like today - with my son, in the company of friends, basking in the sun and surf - Australia’s beginning to seem like just the right place for that elusive home.

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And the less I seek my source for some definitive

Posted by A Free Man on Jan 04 2009 | 80's music, Chris, folk

I’ve had this late 80’s classic lesbian-folk song in my head for the last few days - I blame The Office - and the only way I can think to get rid of it is to pass it on to you. So, sorry…

I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountains
Theres more than one answer to these questions
Pointing me in a crooked line
And the less I seek my source for some definitive
(the less I seek my source)
The closer I am to fine
The closer I am to fine…

Yeah.

The worst thing about vacations is that they have to end. I’ve got 16 hours or so before I have to walk into my office, which isn’t the worst thing in the world. But after eleven days away it’s going to be a bit of a shock.

You may have noticed that I didn’t write about the holidays. If you’re a frequent visitor, that shouldn’t have been a surprise. They’re done and dusted for another 355 days and for that I’m grateful. Christmas was. That is all I have to say about it. While Dr. O’C is a sucker for Santa she could care less about that creepy little New Year baby. So we unanimously ignored New Year’s Eve and, like two people of twice our age, were in bed well before the proverbial ball dropped. I was even too lazy to insure a year of good luck by going on a hunt for black-eyed peas and collards. So if it all goes tits up this year, it’s my fault. Sorry.

I’m fairly certain, however, that 2009 is going to rock. 2008 was a fantastic year for A Free Man and the new one is poised to get even better. Hell, it already started with a Georgia Bulldog victory and I just don’t see it going anywhere but up. All I have to do is stay out of the way and not try to run things - try to avoid seeking the source for some definitive, if you will.

Easy peasy.

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Laying round in bed on a Saturday morning

Posted by A Free Man on Dec 31 2008 | American artists, Australia, Boy Z, Contests, Family, Georgia, Music

I’m coming to realize this week that holidays (vacations) as I knew them are over. In the past, holidays with Dr. O’C have been leisurely affairs - sleeping late, consuming novels like candy, leisurely walks on the beach, wandering through the ancient cities of Europe, luxurious dinners. Well, with the introduction of a toddler terrorist into the equation things have changed. There is certainly no sleeping in together. We did take a walk on the beach yesterday, but there’s a difference between leisurely and zigging and zagging in a generally backward direction after a toddler who’s recently learned to run. In fact, most of our holiday thus far has been spent chasing Boy Z, making sure he doesn’t take a flying leap off of a jungle gym. Seems to me that young boys are biologically programmed to kill themselves.

The result? Complete exhaustion by Boy Z’s bed time. After that wonderful exhalation that slips involuntarily out of my lungs when I’m sure the boy is asleep, an overpowering weariness sets in - fatigue so strong that I can’t read, write or anything other than cuddle up with Dr. O’C in front of the TV, in fact we’ve become completely addicted to the American version of The Office (on DVD) this week. Don’t know what we’re going to do when we run out of episodes. Oh well, I’m back to work on Monday where I can relax a bit.

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All this preface is just an excuse for being a blogging slacker for the last few days. My intent was to finish my Top 10 list before the end of the year and with two to go on New Year’s Eve, I’ve run out of time. So, let’s jam them in before the deadlie. Here’s where we were when last we spoke:

10. The Hold Steady - “Stay Positive”
9. The Black Angels - “Directions To See A Ghost”
8. Sun Kil Moon - “April”
7. Frank Turner - “Love, Ire & Song”
6. Vampire Weekend - “Vampire Weekend”
5. Jon and Roy - “Another Noon”
4. Frightened Rabbit - “Midnight Organ Fight”
3. Okkervil River - “The Stand-Ins”

Coming in at Number 2 is the latest from one of my favorite bands of the last decade. With two lines from their 1998 debut “Gangstabilly”, the Drive-By Truckers made me a life long fan:

The devil says the only thing that’s buggin’ him
is Hell’s filling up with Republicans…

Alabamans who settled in Athens, Georgia about the same time I did, the Drive-By Truckers built up a dedicated local fan base with their first couple of records of clever, tongue-in-cheek country before garnering deserved national attention for “Southern Rock Opera” in 2001. With this record, the band made the transition from a kind of novelty act to a proper Southern rock band and became the best that genre has seen since the 1970’s. 2003’s “Decoration Day” was the band’s masterpiece, and probably one of the best records of the decade.

The band has been in a constant state of flux since then. They added a third guitarist, the outstanding Jason Isbell, who has since left on a solo career. I worried a bit for the Truckers, as their last album seemed slipshod, but with the release of “Brighter Than Creation’s Dark” earlier this year they made a statement that they are in it for the long haul. It’s a rambling beast of a record and has earned comparisons to The Stones’ “Exile on Main Street” and Wilco’s “Being There”. It is by no means a perfect album, nor is it the Drive-By Truckers’ best album, but it is another great one from a band at the top of their game. Have a listen to the opener and if you like what you hear, buy “Brighter Than Creation’s Dark” from Drive-By Truckers - Brighter Than Creations Dark.

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That just leaves Number 1. My Top 10 list is mine and thus I get to make the choices. There have been a couple of criteria throughout. First, all the albums are by unsigned artists or artists signed to a truly independent label. The Big Four lost my business earlier by clamping down on bloggers in a desperately Orwellian fashion. They’ll get no more of my money, nor will I shill for them for free anymore. The second criteria is simple - albums that I listened to over and over and that made me happy this year. The latest record from the husband and wife team Mates of State is the perfect example of that latter criteria. There’s nothing groundbreaking or original about “Rearrange Us” - it is just perfectly crafted pop music. It’s wonderfully written. There isn’t a bad track on the record. And it’s perfect to sing-along to. Do you need more? The record kind of got panned by the critics. I don’t know why. It’s as close to a perfect pop album as I’ve heard in years and it was my favorite album of the year. I can give you A Free Man guarantee that if you buy this one from Mates of State - Re-Arrange Us you will not be disappointed.

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Oh, and there’s the little matter of the Grand Prize winner - the lucky reader who will be receiving all ten of my favorite albums of 2008. There was a total of forty entrants and to insure complete randomness, I used random.org to generate a random number between 1 and 40. And the winner is…

Heather from Ghost of a Smile!

But because this particular prize won’t cost me any money and so there will be slightly fewer disappointed readers, I’ve decided to pick a couple of other winners

Father Muskrat (thank god, because I’m pretty sure he was going to kick my ass if he didn’t win) and Mickey from The Prettiest Denny’s Waitress. For those of you who didn’t win (i.e. losers), don’t fret. I’m going to try to come up with a little post-New Year’s thank you gift.

Congrats to Heather, Father Muskrat and Mickey. I’ll be in touch with you guys after I’m back from vacation with details on how to claim your prize.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to this:

 
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Well, sit right down my wicked son

Posted by A Free Man on Dec 26 2008 | Australia

Well, now that Christmas is over for another 365, A Free Man’s holiday can start in earnest. I’ve got a house near the beach, Dr. O’C, Boy Z, and Timmins, and no work until January 5. I’ve got  five days of test cricket on the TV. It just doesn’t get much better than that.

Because I’m working at holiday pace, you’ve still got plenty of time to enter to win all ten of my Top 10 albums of 2008. Just leave a comment, any kind of comment, on this post.

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But there’ll be another morning after afternoon and tonight

Posted by A Free Man on Dec 24 2008 | Americana, Contests, Music

I’m cheating a little bit in my choice of the #3 album from an independent or unsigned artist. Actually, it’s my list so I can do whatever I want. But I’m including the latest album from Austin’s Okkervil River largely as a recognition of their whole body of work, rather than the album itself. Don’t get me wrong, “The Stand Ins” (Jagjaguwar) is an excellent album, but on its own it is probably not worthy of a spot this high in the top 10. However, this sextet of Texans has been churning out great records since 2002 and I can’t get enough of them.

One of the wonderful things about Okkervil River is that music lovers of any age seem to really get these guys. I’ve passed their music on to Arizaphale’s 13 year old daughter and Dr. O’C’s fifty-something uncle and they both love it. How many bands out there are accessible to teenage girls, baby boomers and everyone in between? To me, this indicates that you’ve got something musically that transcends generations.  That’s something special. And so is “The Stand Ins”. It’s a bit too short with a bit too much ’space’ - in reality it’s just a long EP. It’s not as strong an album as last year’s “The Stage Names” or 2003’s “Down the River of Golden Dreams” - but if you like good music, I can pretty much guarantee that you’ll like Okkervil River. Have a listen to “Singer Songwriter” and if you like what you hear, buy “The Stand-Ins” and other Okkervil River albums from Okkervil River - The Stand Ins.

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Tomorrow is Xmas in Oz. You’re not likely to see a warm and gushy festive post here, but you never know. If you’re like me - in other words, dreading most of the day (I know there are some of you out there) - then remember it’s just another day, remarkably similar to December 24 and December 26. Get through 24 hours and it’s done for another year. Boxing Day is the big day for me as that is when we start our vacation at the beach. Posting will probably be sparse until after the New Year, so I’d like to wish my gentle readers a tolerable Christmas and the best of luck in the New Year. Appropriately enough, I’ve also posted a ‘Christmas’ song from Okkervil River.

And I hear that song sometimes and imagine us much more than friends - like if
we stayed in this town, bought the first house that
went up on sale, and how each
Christmastime would bring
in-laws and snowdays and
holiday mail.

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Just a reminder on the final contest of the year. Win electronic copies of each of my top 10 albums of the year. All you’ve got to do is leave a comment on this post. Easy peasy. Good luck.

 
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Spread your arms and hold your breath and always trust your cape

Posted by A Free Man on Dec 23 2008 | Americana, Australia, Boy Z, Chris


Eight years old with flour sack cape
Tied all around his neck
He climbed up on the garage
Figurin’ what the heck
He screwed his courage up so tight
The whole thing come unwound
He got a runnin’ start and bless his heart
He headed for the ground…

Until Jamie wrote his guest post a few weeks back, it never fully occurred to me that my chosen path in life has been anything other than (slightly left of) normal. It didn’t really cross my mind that, as Jamie put it, that I was working without a net. I was honestly under the impression that, at least at the time I was making them, I was making pretty sensible decisions. That being said, most of them were made under the influence of something.

Now he’s all grown up with a flour sack cape
Tied all around his dreams
He’s full of piss and vinegar
He’s bustin’ at the seams
He licked his finger and checked the wind
It’s gonna be do or die
He wasn’t scared of nothin’, Boys
He was pretty sure he could fly

I’m not much for religion, at least the variety that gets practiced inside a church. But I’ve come to believe, in a typically convoluted manner, that something or someone wiser than me is actually running the show. As a scientist, I always look for empirical evidence to support a belief. In this case, I’ve got loads. The fact that I’m happy and healthy and running free in the Southern Hemisphere rather than in a jail or some other institution or dead is ample proof of the existence of a power greater than myself.

Old and gray with a flour sack cape
Tied all around his head
He’s still jumpin’ off the garage
And will be till he’s dead
All these years the people said
He’s actin’ like a kid
He did not know he could not fly
So he did…

And Boy Z. Some of you know that Boy Z’s birthday was a very special day for me before he was born. His arrival on that day just reaffirms the previous paragraph for me. Boy Z’s got some pretty dubious genetic gifts coming his way beyond male pattern baldness and just general funny looking-ness. Some days that worries me. But then I realize that if I made it, despite repeatedly jumping off the garage with nothing but a bit of burlap around my neck (metaphorically speaking) then there’s no reason that Boy Z won’t make it as well. I couldn’t do anything to change his choice of which path to take in life anyway. He’s going to reach an age at which I’m going to have very little influence on his choices - I’m certainly not going to be able to dress him up in matching shoes and caps for too long, for example. He’s going to do what he’s going to do and he’s going to be what he’s going to be. If I could give Boy Z a bit of advice, I would use these words, slightly modified, from Guy Clark:

Be one of those who knows that life
Is just a leap of faith
Spread your arms and hold your breath
And always trust your cape

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This version of Guy Clarke’s “The Cape” comes from a live album done with Steve Earle and Townes Van Zandt called “Together at the Bluebird Cafe”. If you’re a fan of any of these musicians then this album is an absolute must. Buy it at Steve Earle - Together At the Bluebird Café.

 
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A Free Man’s Top 10 of 2008: No. 4 - Frightened Rabbit - “Midnight Organ Fight” and THE GRAND PRIZE!

Posted by A Free Man on Dec 22 2008 | Britain, British Artists, Contests, Music

Just a reminder of where we’ve been thus far:

10. The Hold Steady - “Stay Positive”
9. The Black Angels - “Directions To See A Ghost”
8. Sun Kil Moon - “April”
7. Frank Turner - “Love, Ire & Song”
6. Vampire Weekend - “Vampire Weekend”
5. Jon and Roy - “Another Noon”

One of the toughest things about living in Britain was making friends. The English are notoriously reserved, tend to put up a front for public consumption and are not particularly fond of Americans - so it was tough to get to know many people in the early days in England. Scots, however, are a different kettle of fish. They are more outgoing than the English, particularly with a drink or three in them and lack the guile to be disingenuous. Plus, they don’t dislike Americans as much, largely because their hatred is reserved for the English. What this means is that a lot of my best friends in Oxford were Scots. There was the Glaswegian Oxford Don who kept me sane in an unpleasant job by sharing strength and hope. Another Glaswegian, the wine steward at one of the colleges in town, kept me sane by letting me rant at him once or twice a week over coffee. And then there was the Ph.D. student from the Highlands who kept me sane by periodically stabbing me. Good times.

Scots can be pretty good musicians as well. Beyond the obvious traditional Scottish music and The Proclaimers, there are bands like Belle & Sebastian, Idlewild, Jesus & Mary Chain, Beta Band and Arab Strap making lusciously dark music in the gloomy north. To that list, I’d like to add Frightened Rabbit. The Selkirk quartet released their second LP, “Midnight Organ Fight” (Fat Cat) back in April and it’s been a regular favorite for me since then.

I’m running on empty here in the lead up to Christmas and was struggling to come up with words to describe Frightened Rabbit’s music. Dr. O’C and I were listening to “Old Old Fashioned” on the way to Sellick’s Beach yesterday and I asked her of what the song reminded her. With no hesitation, she replied “Counting Crows”. And she’s right - there’s a real roots feel to a lot of Frightened Rabbit’s music as well as that yearning euphoria that Duritz and Co. did so very well. The album is diverse - a lot of exploration of genres - but if you like this track, chances are that you’ll like most of the album as well. Go out and support an up and coming independent band by purchasing “Midnight Organ Fight”.

Check out my interview with Frightened Rabbit from back in April for more about the band.

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Now to the important business. It is time to announce the winner of the Tagline Contest. I struggled with this one for quite some time. There were several great entries and I suck at making decisions. I’m as big a fan of genital humor as the next guy, so Nichole’s entry - A Free Man: Now with 99% more Kangaroo Scrotum - definitely tickled my fancy, but didn’t seem quite the image I was after. Father Muskrat, a bit piqued after not making the cut in the limerick contest, gave me the vaguely threatening A Free Man: Bantha Fodder. Then there was Jamie’s predictably wordy entry - A Free Man: The adventures of one crazed, belligerent North Florida Redneck transplanted into a sea of crazed, belligerent Antipodean Rednecks. Up until late last week, I was pretty sure that the winner was going to be a collaborative effort between Boyhowdy and Headbang8 - A Free Man. Free the mind, and the man will follow.

I really like that one. In fact as I write this I’m still torn and am thinking that maybe I made the wrong decision. But my favorite, for reasons known to a few of you, came in late and on the wrong post, from Mongolian Girl.  I’m a stickler for the rules, well for my rules, and I almost threw her entry out for violation of those rules. But it’s just too perfect for me to ignore:

A Free Man - Stepping Up From Down Under.

So, congratulations to Mongolian Girl, your music will be on the way as soon as I can be bothered to go to the post office. I think that your share of the prize includes the latest from Setting Sun, which I was listening to this morning and is just excellent.

Now, if you’re starting to feel aggrieved that your limerick/tagline wasn’t chosen, here’s one more opportunity to win a musical prize this December. To one lucky winner I’m going to give away electronic copies of each of my top 10 albums of 2008. All you’ve got to do to win is leave a comment on this post. You can tell me what you’re favorite music was this year, you can tell me how wonderful I am, you can leave a comment saying “This is a comment so that I might win”. Whatever. One winner will be chosen at random when the #1 album is announced (some time before the New Year). If you’ve previously entered either the limerick or tagline contests, you’ll get an extra entry and an extra chance to win.

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Buy Frightened Rabbit’s “Midnight Organ Fight” from Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight.

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Fine and sunny. Warm with light to moderate northeast winds and a light to moderate afternoon sea breeze.*

Posted by A Free Man on Dec 19 2008 | Australia

I was going to have a scintillating post for you today about sex, Neanderthals and genocide but for some bizarre reason my employers wanted me to work at work today. Madness.

It’s Friday evening and the week is done* and the forecast for the weekend makes me think you won’t be seeing anything about Cro-Magnon man until Monday at the earliest.

I’m beginning to see the advantage of having Christmas in the summer time.

Barring a late run, it looks as if Arizaphale has successfully used her questionable tactics to win the limerick contest. You’ve still got one more day to give me your best shot at a new tagline.

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Can’t think of  a better song for today than The Decemberists “Summersong”. Buy the outstanding “The Crane Wife” from The Decemberists - The Crane Wife.

* This would be the weather forecast for Adelaide on Saturday. Any guesses as to what’s on the agenda? Suckers.

** If you’re reading this with another day of work to slog through, maybe you should consider moving to Australia where it is already the weekend.  Suckers.

 
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Yearning for a rant. A richly raucous rant. (Oh, and the Number 5 album of 2008)

Posted by A Free Man on Dec 18 2008 | Canadian Artists, Contests, Music, folk

Those of you who have been around for a while know that A Free Man originated as a site that was cleverly named after myself - my full name. I started to get a little nervous about internet pirates and also wanted to prevent coworkers or old high school acquaintances from finding the site. I wanted to be anonymous. To be able to say what I wanted without occasionally reckless or borderline libelous statements being attached to me forever. You never know, I may still make that run for president. For the most part, A Free Man works OK. If you google my name, this site doesn’t come up as a hit. Perfect.

But I occasionally still find myself lacking in the anonymity that I need. For example, I would love to chuck a huge therapeutic rant at the internets today. I would love to just vent, to use the full therapeutic capacity of my blog to get a whole load of minor frustrations off of my neck. That’s supposed to be one of the benefits of anonymous blogging. But I can’t, because despite the fact that Google doesn’t know who I am, a lot of people out there do. I can’t because a lot of what I want to rant about is other people. I can’t because Person X who reads this blog is related to person Y who would feature in the rant. I can’t rant about the real reasons that Christmas Day is filling me with dread rather than the emotion it should be filling me with because Person 1 is involved. Person 1 is a friend of Person 2 who knows Person 3 who reads this blog. The internet is great for making the world smaller, but sometimes a small world is just a little bit to small.

So, I’m stifled and stuck and a bit pissed off with no real venue to throw it out there. Maybe I’ll write my rant and not publish it. Or maybe I need another blog that I don’t let anybody read.

Or maybe I’ll just listen to a good album, like the one by  the artists who released my choice for the fifth best album of 2008 - Jon and Roy. The Victoria, BC trio jammed their latest album, “Another Noon” into my inbox earlier this year and I just fell in love with it on the first listen. It’s dead simple - acoustic and folky with a tinge of the Carribean, a couple of guys with a guitar and various percussion. It’s low key, cheerful and just sublime - a little bit Jack Johnson, a little bit early Beck. These guys, to my knowledge, are unsigned so take some time to have a listen. Jon and Roy are the kind of musicians that are working their butts off for not very much recognition. So, if you like what you hear then strongly consider buying their album from Jon and Roy - Another Noon.

Some machinations on the contest front. Arizaphale has called out her readers and even somehow managed to get links on blogs I’ve never heard of resulting in dozens of votes for her limerick. So this one may be wrapped up. I guess the invocation of Florida politics was prescient. The good news is that the Tagline contest is still wide open, so write me a new tagline by the end of business tomorrow for a chance at a marsupial pouch full of new music. AND stay tuned for the GRAND PRIZE contest which will be immune to political skullduggery, dodgy judging and will require very little effort (for the lazy among you).

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You’re a bum, you’re a punk. You’re an old slut on junk.

Posted by A Free Man on Dec 17 2008 | Music

I’m sorry to report that their is no movement on the Christmas spirit front. Not even after having a Christmas tree thrust upon me, a spell of Christmas shopping and a Christmas party on the weekend. Though, sitting in the warm late Spring sun at a barbecue doesn’t really summon up the Noel for me. I suppose if it’s going to happen at all, it will be watching Boy Z open presents on Christmas morning.

I do have some good holiday news, however - a couple of friends have offered up their house for the week after Christmas in what is, in my opinion, the nicest part of Adelaide. A gorgeous old house, five minutes from the beach and a beautiful old shopping district. Hell, there’s even a ferris wheel. Both Dr. O’C and I have the week off and it’ll be a much needed break from Happy (Crappy) Valley.

Just to prove that I’m trying to get in the spirit, I’ll give you my playlist of holiday favorites:

But it don’t snow here
It stays pretty green…

MP3: Joni Mitchell - “The River”

M4A: Jona Lewie - “Stop The Cavalry”

MP3: Aimee Mann - “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch”

Her old man’s in the sleigh
I’m sneaking in the back door…

MP3: Drive-by Truckers - “Mrs. Claus’s Kimono”

MP3: Steve Earle - “Christmastime in Washington”

MP3: Bright Eyes - “Blue Christmas”

Hey Charley, I’m pregnant
And living on 9th street
Right above a dirty bookstore
Off Cuclid Avenue…

MP3: Neko Case - “Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis”

M4A: The Eels - “Everything’s Gonna Be Cool This Christmas”

MP3: Loudon Wainwright III - “Suddenly This Christmas”

And, of course, the best Christmas song of all time:

You’re a bum
You’re a punk
You’re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God its our last.

MP3: The Pogues - “Fairytale of New York” 

Enjoy.

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